有人問︰「這是追求妳的攻略嗎？」
我(!!)︰「有可能嗎？那有女生會教男人追求自己的？」
其實, 我只是想告訴你們︰「女, 不是難追, 只是看你有無心, 也要看緣份。」
欲罷不能…是你還是我的感覺？
應做又可做的事情多的是, 只是看你自己願意不願意而已, 就讓我繼續寫我的追女攻略, DOs (Cont’d):
1. 若在馬路旁逛街時, 讓女生站到沒有車子的一邊, 保護你心愛的女生。
2. 什麼也可以幫她拿, 但不要幫她挽手袋, 堂堂男子漢挽女人手袋, 太不像樣了吧？而且, 女生不一定會開口叫你幫她拿東西的, 但你問她可否幫忙, 這也可以是個merit!
3. 男生對餐廳或是食物都應該有一點點的了解, 若完全沒有idea, 可到www.openrice.com/ 了解食評, 見面前先查查餐廳的人均消費資料, 什麼食物比較推介的, 也可以打電話問朋友。切忌一臉無知的說︰「我無所謂。」<-你有無所謂, who cares? 這不是隨和, 這是沒主見的表現！「懂得」吃喝玩樂, 也顯示你是個有情趣的男人。你不懂的話, 去找找資料囉！OK？
4. 女人說︰「無所謂, 你話事」= 你幫她選她想吃的東西, 你就給她幾個選擇吧！
5. 發掘新事物, 找多點話題, 令你變成一個有趣的男人。
6. 女人一般都很少會看產品說明書, 這是你讓她看到「你懂她不懂」的最佳時機。
7. 有時間, 可與朋友聊聊送女友的禮物listing, 可減少送上令她O了咀的禮物。
8. 關於工作的點滴, 也可跟她分享一點點, 這會讓大家感覺親近點。
9. 要有幽默感, 偶爾搞搞笑也是美事 (但…切忌太爛的gag呀, 唔該！)。
10. 身體要Keep, 沒人女生一開始會喜歡一個「孱仔強」, 這是一個生物學角度的分析來的(!!), 找個配偶喎?!
11. 日用品(包括化妝品/文具)當禮物是最無謂的, 你送一副啤牌或是一本筆記本給事業型女性, 那她應該多謝你麼？化妝品/護膚品, 你不認識就別買好了…若變了皮膚敏感, 就。唔。該。晒。囉…
12. 留意步速, 別讓女生死命的追你呢！OKOK, 知你腳長囉…!
13. 守時, 永遠有早無遲。
也差不多了吧？想到的話再寫啦…現在到了DONTs ︰
1. 別老是盯著她的身體, 我知道你對她的身材有「無限憧憬」。要知道「憧憬」是在腦海內的事情, 不用寫在臉上的。
2. 話題要遠離sex, 就算你是個性學專家/性經驗冠絕全港。在追求的時間, 先收收你的「知識」, 扮下豬先會高分一點囉！
3. 忌狂爆前女友的私事/狂踩前女友, 因為我們明白歷史是會重複的。
4. 忌計較, 要慳都是回家才計算啦…即場說︰「百佳貴過惠康2蚊喎！」<-這不是精打細算, 這叫「計婆仔數」…肉酸到死…
(再再待續)
9 comments:
有趣的課題,使我想起了兩性之間的hidden meanings :)
Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "Go to Hell"
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
f了解女人的程度,一如我所料.
沒有你的留言,我的blog都少了一分精彩.還以為你不喜歡這個我覺得很有趣的題目,謝謝你回應我~
你的新年是什麼？
我想人人都快樂~
相對地men's hidden meanings簡單得多
I'm hungry.= I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = 50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping)
I like that one better. = Pick any dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay
謝謝抬舉,給妳一個有趣的game Gravity Pods
在試玩的過程想起了妳的追女攻略,哈哈...
again,你真有趣.
男人的確是這樣,不用遮遮掩掩.
好。可。愛。
沒有辦法不愛你,f.
即使...我們可能有10年以上的gap...
who cares...
志同道合,就是這種朋友
I got stuck at Level 11...
+___+ <-me
男人一生遇到問題無數，例如：
「我穿衣服好看還是甚麼也不穿好看？」，
「你愛我?」，
「你會和我結婚嗎？」，
「你是不是很討厭我?」，
「跟我一起是不是一種束縛？」，
「我長得漂亮嗎？」，
「我今天穿得好看嗎？」，
「我是不是對你不太好？」，
「我是不是不會體諒你？」，
「我替你生個孩子好嗎？」，
「我哭的時候是不是很醜？」，
「你今天晚上會不會回家？」，
「你甚麼時候才會改變？」，
「你愛她還是愛我？」，
「你愛我還是愛我的身體？」，
「如果我死了，你會傷心嗎？」，
「你有沒有掛念我？」，
「你的錢去了哪裡？」
男人闖蕩江湖，必須懂得一一回答這些問題，並且盡量說出令女人滿意的答案。
男人的問題比較少，他一生主要問女人兩個問題：
「我是不是很厲害？」
「你這件衣服是怎樣除的？」
女人需要男人的confirmation/ reassurance,跟男人問「我勁唔勁」如出一轍.
甜言蜜語係假、係肉麻,但邊個女人唔鍾意先？就好似男人都喜歡女人「放」一點說︰「嘢！你很厲害呀...我愛死你...」
闖。蕩。江。湖。
原來你係情場鬼見愁,浪子f.
嘻嘻~
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